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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here

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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
'Lil yellow birdie with a lil yellow bill
Landed on my window sill
Lured him in with a lil piece a bread
Then I crushed his lil fucking head
Me oh my I am such a clutz
I missed his head and hit his nutz'

- Which has about as much spiritual value as the OP.

Boru
(August 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I shall worship every day.

At least alcohol doesn't bang on about bloody Jesus all the time.

In addition to which, you don't have to wait 2000 years for a second drink.

Boru
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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here

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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by professor - August 3, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Nine - August 3, 2014 at 10:36 am
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Cato - August 5, 2014 at 12:18 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Cato - August 5, 2014 at 5:09 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Cato - August 5, 2014 at 8:42 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Drich - August 27, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Tonus - August 28, 2014 at 8:39 am

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