Interesting true fact: over here in England, we used to have professional knocker-uppers - people whose job it was to go around every motning, knocking people up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
