RE: Women and Islam
May 28, 2010 at 5:11 am
(This post was last modified: May 28, 2010 at 5:12 am by Violet.)
Scented Nectar Wrote:Awwww, come on, please??? What if we barter? I don't have much to trade though, not even any spare keyboards anymore. Oh well, as long as someone is still making those earthquakes, it doesn't have to be me, I guess.
ALright... I'll give you a very subtle hint. Do you know why I hate bananas? If you know this: you have learned all I can teach you. I hope it sets you on your path.

Quote:I never had any against my choice either luckily. I should have written "(I had none by choice)" to make that more clear. Never even been pregnant. Thought I was once, when a combo happened of a broken condom, a late period, and a misread preg-test. Fun times! I probably missed the previous thread on this. When I got here, there were too many back posts, so I just went with the newer ones from then on.
Don't worry about it... I am sure I am the only one crazy enough to interpret what you wrote that way


The previous thread on this is nothing much to talk about... probably better that you decided upon the course you did

Quote:With a single stationary immodest poster on the wall, a roomful of men's penile movements could be harvested for energy, like wind turbines or water power. Perpetual motion almost, since their dicks would keep rising again every time they looked. Capturing the ejaculatory power might also be prophetable, er, profitable. If I set up a business plan for the above and let you in on the ground floor with a high executive position, will you teach me to keep my powers of immodesty into old(er) age? I find with every year, there is a bit less of a lineup at the old door, you know? Soon I am going to have to disgust myself by only having sex with guys who have an elderly fetish, and the idea of that grosses me out a bit. Oh who am I kidding? I'll get over being grossed out.
You actually have no idea how many times I have envisioned similar scenarios... click the clocks back 3 years, and check out what I was thinking. Or rather don't... those are disturbing thoughts, that I continue to have today

Hmmm... that would be an interesting job... but I think I would be to kind to them. I'd probably set them "free" and take over the world. My powers aren't difficult to learn.. but with them you need not fear much difficulty with attracting mates (and indeed that is not all



Or perhaps you can find elderly men... that works too. Or even better sometimes: forsake men entirely.


*Disclaimer: don't ever take me seriously... you're 'new', so you might not be aware of this ^_<
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day