I would be both honoured and hungry. Let's hope there's still a few canals left by then.
And bonus kudos for saying narrow-boat instead of barge, which, though common, is wrong on so many levels it's hard to know where to start.
And bonus kudos for saying narrow-boat instead of barge, which, though common, is wrong on so many levels it's hard to know where to start.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'