After I die, I'll be sitting for supper at the Lord's table, dining on insalata caprese, linguine bolognese, spinach sauteed in garlic and olive oil, and garlic bread. This meal will be accompanied by a wonderful Cabernet from eastern Washington (yes, Cali has nice cabs, but some in Washington are quite fantastic). Lots and lots of Cab will flow from the nearby Wine Volcano our Lord provides. He will touch us with his Noodly Appendage if the mood strikes and it frequently does!
After dinner, we will be entertained by a never-ending buffet of the finest strippers our stripper factory can produce! Short ones, tall ones, big tits, small tits, blondes, brunettes, Asians, slutty white chicks and all other modes and manners that pleaseth a Man. For an extra "donation" said strippers will take to the Lord's Backroom whereupon many delicious and delectable stripper-treats will be on offer. An ATM is available for this purpose, subject to a $20/transaction fee. Sorry! Even Heaven ain't free. Lots of overhead you see...
Is not our Lord a GREAT LORD?!?
After dinner, we will be entertained by a never-ending buffet of the finest strippers our stripper factory can produce! Short ones, tall ones, big tits, small tits, blondes, brunettes, Asians, slutty white chicks and all other modes and manners that pleaseth a Man. For an extra "donation" said strippers will take to the Lord's Backroom whereupon many delicious and delectable stripper-treats will be on offer. An ATM is available for this purpose, subject to a $20/transaction fee. Sorry! Even Heaven ain't free. Lots of overhead you see...
Is not our Lord a GREAT LORD?!?
