Well what happens after we die?

[Mudhammam]

Well, first I intend to wake up on a dark, cold slab of stone in a small enclosed room with nothing but cavern rocks around me, and a gate that leads nowhere except to a pit of darkness. Then a cranky elevator shaft will slowly ascend and stop at my gate, which will immediately fling open. Naturally, I'll board the elevator and it will begin its decent into the middle of the earth. I imagine I will see the wicked mining the shafts of hell, such as Epicurus, Celsus, Einstein, and of course, the Kapo of their group, Christopher Hitchens. My elevator will finally arrive at HQ where I'll be given a number and my tortured existence in eternity will officially begin.