RE: Biblical people living to be over 175 years old
August 18, 2014 at 3:51 pm
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2014 at 3:53 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(August 16, 2014 at 12:33 pm)theophilus Wrote: We have eternal life. How much of that eternity we spend in our present mortal bodies isn't important.
And followers of the FSM have eternal life AND access to a wine volcano AND a stripper factory.
A stripper factory! And not one of those tame titties-only places. We're talking full-on nekkidity, lap dances, back room massages...the WORKS! Dad/Jesus/Ghost and boring old Jewish/Hellenistic bullshit heaven has got nuttin' on pastafarian heaven my friend. Nothing!
How this all works in practice, us followers have no idea, but it matters not, for it is part of OUR BELIEFS! Hence, true. I trust you will not disrespect my believes (sic) by questioning one whit of said believes (sic).
Granted there are some traditions who believe it is a *beer* volcano, rather than a wine volcano. They are old-order pastafarians, whereas, the new, reformed pastafarians believe the volcano will produce wine and a variety thereof. The king of course being the aged, oaky cab sav. But, a sweet or off-dry Riesling goes well with spicy food now and then.
