Hello, my name is "Anyone". I'm a generally insecure person, and as such I have a deep need to project my insecurities onto others so that I may feel better about my fears. Despite my having such radical insecurities, and my need to make others into objects of my wrath, I have found a method whereby I am able to lift myself above my betters, and place the reasoning for my wrath upon an obscure reference. I call this "god".
This is why "Anyone" needs a god.
This is why "Anyone" needs a god.