RE: Why knocking is dangerous.
August 21, 2014 at 4:44 am
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 4:47 am by Lucanus.)
(August 20, 2014 at 1:07 pm)Losty Wrote:(August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm)oukoida Wrote: Oh, and while we are at it: http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus
These people sure like knocking!
Credit to the people in this thread
OMFG I never thought if be so happy to say this.....
God is love
God is life
You must be rep'd for this!
Besides, didn't Jesus deliver to those people who knocked? Don't they have spiritual proof of Jesus's holy cock? It's a perfect reason for converting!
(Thanks for the rep, dear
)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
