Wft?!? a mash banger Brit sawed of a 'merican's head!

[Drich]

I dont know what I'm more shocked about, that a Muslim would chop someone's head off for Allah or that Brits are known as "mash bangers" (a term I hadn't heard before and wouldn't have understood if someone had called it me)... I think I'll go with mash banger.

You never heard of a mash banger? I live in orlando and that is what we call the paste-y white Brits who wear nothing but shorty shorts/soccer dukes, knee high socks, "sandies", and tank tops for a week, go out into the sun with SPF 1000 and still look like a beet red kettle cooked sausage. That's the "banger" bit. (Because they look like a red hot or a ball park frank) then God help you if your at a theme park, or worse yet an idrive restraunt waiting for a table, with one next to you. None of them seem to understand what personal space is. They crowd you when their is no reason to all the while reeking of coconut oil, and aloe. That was the mash part (they mash against you in line)

Since bangers and mash was already taken and to lessen confusion... The mash banger was born.

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Something about potatoes and sausage I believe.

I know what bangers and mash are, and quite enjoy it with baked beans and/or gravy, but I think most people in the country would just look at you with a blank expression on their face if you called them a mash banger. I know I would've at least.

That is the reason for the third part of the racial slurr..

It's not just a mash banger. It's a mash banging Brit. See the Brit part allows one's imagination a starting off point to come to the determination that he is being made fun of even if he does not understand the how it is happening.

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Anything with sausage has to be good, right?

Well, I know it's eaten a lot in the North and sometimes down in the South of the UK but I've never been tempted to eat black pudding, which is a type of blood sausage made with pigs blood and fat.



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How is that pudding?

If that is pudding then my dog has been making "pudding" since we got him.