(August 22, 2014 at 5:41 pm)Drich Wrote:(August 22, 2014 at 9:21 am)jesus_wept Wrote: I dont know what I'm more shocked about, that a Muslim would chop someone's head off for Allah or that Brits are known as "mash bangers" (a term I hadn't heard before and wouldn't have understood if someone had called it me)... I think I'll go with mash banger.
You never heard of a mash banger? I live in orlando and that is what we call the paste-y white Brits who wear nothing but shorty shorts/soccer dukes, knee high socks, "sandies", and tank tops for a week, go out into the sun with SPF 1000 and still look like a beet red kettle cooked sausage. That's the "banger" bit. (Because they look like a red hot or a ball park frank) then God help you if your at a theme park, or worse yet an idrive restraunt waiting for a table, with one next to you. None of them seem to understand what personal space is. They crowd you when their is no reason to all the while reeking of coconut oil, and aloe. That was the mash part (they mash against you in line)
Since bangers and mash was already taken and to lessen confusion... The mash banger was born.
You're honestly surprised people from the UK haven't heard of a colloquialism from Orlando?
