Guy goes into work and apologises for being late.
"My daughter was raped this morning," he said.
"Oh my god," said his boss, "is she alright?"
"Meh," says the guy, "I've had better."
(Sorry.)
"My daughter was raped this morning," he said.
"Oh my god," said his boss, "is she alright?"
"Meh," says the guy, "I've had better."
(Sorry.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
