A suicide bomber carries out his mission and is instantly transported to Paradise. Upon arrival, however, Thomas Jefferson walks up and - without a word - punches him dead in the face. He's standing there bleeding when, out of nowhere, George Washington calmly steps forward and kicks him in the balls. While he's crumpled on the ground, holding himself and moaning, James Madison stops by and tears off one of the man's ears.
Before anyone else shows up to do him further harm, the bomber crawls away and lo! encounters the prophet Mohammed.
'Oh Prophet! Oh Elect of Allah!,' the injured man begs. 'What is happening to me? I died in the service of jihad and was promised 72 virgins here in Paradise.'
'Oh, I'm so sorry,' answers Mohammed. 'That's a mistranslation. It was supposed to read "72 Virginians." '
Boru
Before anyone else shows up to do him further harm, the bomber crawls away and lo! encounters the prophet Mohammed.
'Oh Prophet! Oh Elect of Allah!,' the injured man begs. 'What is happening to me? I died in the service of jihad and was promised 72 virgins here in Paradise.'
'Oh, I'm so sorry,' answers Mohammed. 'That's a mistranslation. It was supposed to read "72 Virginians." '
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
