(August 27, 2014 at 10:44 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:(August 27, 2014 at 6:33 am)oukoida Wrote: Aaaaand here it is:
You guys ride Mario Karts at the grocery store?!?!?! I NEED TO GO BACK TO ITALY!!!!!
Oh, and "What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? I think it's called vandalism around here."
Don't think you meant that as a joke, but it was really funny.
I would love to hear you do an accent tag in Italian...
That was just me being the lover of deadpan humor I am
And I guess if you went to any Italian supermarket you'd find plenty of Marios with carts
By the way, do you mean a video of me speaking Italian or just showcasing my Italian accent?
I think I could do a video with both actually!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
