One thing I find encouraging on here!

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Nobody expresses it as such though. “If God Existed, He’d Not Be Great” By Christopher Hitchens. I missed that one.

Doesn't make as good a title. Hitchens probably cared more about selling books than making sure pedants like yourself couldn't make a really terrible strawman.

Then they’d be agnostics, not atheists.

Nope. Still atheists, just agnostic or weak atheists.

So you claim, color me skeptical.

Good for you. You want to tell me that I hate god, go find some evidence.

Easy.

P1 Only Yahweh Exists
P2 [Insert other god’s name] is not Yahweh
C. Therefore, [insert other god’s name] does not exist.

It's unfortunate for you that logic doesn't work that way. Circular reasoning is invalid.