RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 9:13 pm
(This post was last modified: September 1, 2014 at 9:17 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(September 1, 2014 at 9:12 pm)Zack Wrote: I know a guy that was in a really bad wreck that left the left side of his body paralyzed. He's all right now.
I actually use this one occasionally.
If someone asks me if I'm alright, I answer that no, I'm half left.
(September 1, 2014 at 9:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
A great quote from Blackadder - paraphrased.
Blackadder has been made the archbishop of Canterbury.
"So, how can we make money from this?"
Baldrick, " . . .selling the sexual favours of nuns . . ."
"SELLING the sexual favours of nuns? You mean people actually pay for them?"
Baldrick, "Yes. Foreign businessmen. Other nuns . . . "
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"