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Funny Stories
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RE: Funny Stories
Back in highschool, a friend (J) got his license and bought himself a shitty car so we went on a lot of night-time drive-abouts doing stupid irresponsible crap.

One particular night, we found ski-masks and walkie-talkies in another firends basement, and decided to do some sneaking. We split into 3 groups of 2 people, and snuck around the neighbourhood of a girl from school(Yes, very creepy). I was the lucky group not to get a walkie-talkie.

We were sneaking around making bird sounds and ducking behind bushes like ninjas for a while when we noticed J's car pull down the street. Assuming we were all making our escape now, I ran to J's car, which pulled into the nearest driveway. As soon as it stopped, I dramatically ran up, threw open the back door, and jumped in. I pulled off my ski-mask and shouted "GO!"... to three complete strangers. It was a different car.

Needless to say, I took off running and hid in a bush where J's actual car was parked until they all got back. As we were leaving a police cruiser was just entering the neighbourhood. People still bring this story up to me all the time.
- Meatball
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Funny Stories - by Eilonnwy - June 3, 2010 at 11:33 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Autumnlicious - June 3, 2010 at 2:47 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Meatball - June 9, 2010 at 12:52 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Edwardo Piet - June 13, 2010 at 3:03 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Autumnlicious - June 13, 2010 at 10:48 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Edwardo Piet - June 14, 2010 at 5:38 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Dotard - June 14, 2010 at 5:30 am
RE: Funny Stories - by mem - June 15, 2010 at 5:22 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Shell B - June 13, 2010 at 11:54 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 14, 2010 at 2:20 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Minimalist - June 14, 2010 at 2:44 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Shell B - June 14, 2010 at 2:51 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Minimalist - June 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Rev. Rye - June 14, 2010 at 3:03 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 14, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Rev. Rye - June 14, 2010 at 4:41 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 15, 2010 at 3:02 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Pippy - June 15, 2010 at 8:19 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Rev. Rye - June 15, 2010 at 9:04 am
RE: Funny Stories - by fr0d0 - June 15, 2010 at 6:24 pm

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