A guy comes wobbling out of a country pub after a pleasantly convivial evening. As he goes past a field, he sees a white horse looking at him over the wall.
"Hey," he says to the horse, "they've got a drink named after you in there!"
"What, Barry?" says the horse.
"Hey," he says to the horse, "they've got a drink named after you in there!"
"What, Barry?" says the horse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
