Hmm. You sounded very much like a long-since departed member who crowed about his threads being the most popular, when half of them were taken up with him being a prat and the other half with everyone else telling him he's being a prat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'