I once drank a whole bowl of jalapeño juice till my eyes watered.
Um... you kind of had to be there.
When I was in Buxton just a few years back... I had really old shoes at the time, I kinda needed new ones... so they were like really loose - so when I rolled down hills repeatedly my shoes kept flying off every time... and the first time it was the funniest. One of my sisters laughed a lot in particular.
You.. uh, sorta had to be there really.
I once pretended it was fear factor and I mushed up fish and chips (with batter on the fish) into my blackcurrant cordial drink... then I put curry sauce in there too... you kinda had to be there. Similarly, I once hollowed out a scotch egg and put jam inside..... it tasted like a sugary gas pocket... I think I might have nearly died from disgust... you kind of had to sorta, y'know, be there.
I think that's about the closest to "stories" I get really. That I can think of now anyway.
I don't have any RL friends.
EvF
Um... you kind of had to be there.
When I was in Buxton just a few years back... I had really old shoes at the time, I kinda needed new ones... so they were like really loose - so when I rolled down hills repeatedly my shoes kept flying off every time... and the first time it was the funniest. One of my sisters laughed a lot in particular.
You.. uh, sorta had to be there really.
I once pretended it was fear factor and I mushed up fish and chips (with batter on the fish) into my blackcurrant cordial drink... then I put curry sauce in there too... you kinda had to be there. Similarly, I once hollowed out a scotch egg and put jam inside..... it tasted like a sugary gas pocket... I think I might have nearly died from disgust... you kind of had to sorta, y'know, be there.
I think that's about the closest to "stories" I get really. That I can think of now anyway.
I don't have any RL friends.
EvF
