One of my funniest moments is like a scene out of the movie Beethoven. Cheesy, but utterly hilarious.
My little sister and I went to stay with my older sister out of state. My little sister and my older sister were painting my older sister's bedroom while I watched the kids. All of the doors were open downstairs to vent. It was winter and very cold, so our only hope for ventilation was letting the fumes vent through the house. Anyway, all of the rooms downstairs are connected, so you can go through the living room, the kitchen, the dining room, the mud room, the bedroom and the bathroom, back into the living room in one giant circle. Oh, and, my older sister has a Saint Bernard who was less than a year old at the time and freaking gigantic.
The kids and I are in the living room playing video games when I accidentally stepped on Papi's (the monstrous dog's) tail. He whimpered and started running toward the kitchen. I felt so bad, so I followed him, trying to console him, which made the poor thing freak out more. So, he starts pissing freaking gallons of fluid!! Meanwhile, he is running away from me, the kids have started chasing him, my sisters have come to see what the commotion is about and contagious, uncontrollable laughter has broken. Then, Papi runs into the bedroom, where there are paint cans, paintbrushes and fresh paint on the walls. That's when the yelling starts to mix with the laughter.
By the end, this dog had peed in every room on the first story of my sister's house while my sister's three kids, my two sisters and myself chased him. Luckily, he didn't hit any of the paint. I still don't know how he managed it. I believe a total of three of us had piss soaked socks.
My little sister and I went to stay with my older sister out of state. My little sister and my older sister were painting my older sister's bedroom while I watched the kids. All of the doors were open downstairs to vent. It was winter and very cold, so our only hope for ventilation was letting the fumes vent through the house. Anyway, all of the rooms downstairs are connected, so you can go through the living room, the kitchen, the dining room, the mud room, the bedroom and the bathroom, back into the living room in one giant circle. Oh, and, my older sister has a Saint Bernard who was less than a year old at the time and freaking gigantic.
The kids and I are in the living room playing video games when I accidentally stepped on Papi's (the monstrous dog's) tail. He whimpered and started running toward the kitchen. I felt so bad, so I followed him, trying to console him, which made the poor thing freak out more. So, he starts pissing freaking gallons of fluid!! Meanwhile, he is running away from me, the kids have started chasing him, my sisters have come to see what the commotion is about and contagious, uncontrollable laughter has broken. Then, Papi runs into the bedroom, where there are paint cans, paintbrushes and fresh paint on the walls. That's when the yelling starts to mix with the laughter.
By the end, this dog had peed in every room on the first story of my sister's house while my sister's three kids, my two sisters and myself chased him. Luckily, he didn't hit any of the paint. I still don't know how he managed it. I believe a total of three of us had piss soaked socks.
