joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

On a tramp though the wilds of County Cork, a man catches himself a leprechaun and demands his crock of gold.

'Arrah, we don't do that n'more,' says the little fella. 'These days it's three wishes. But fair warning - what ever you wish for, I have to give your worst enemy in the world double that. Ye game?'

'I am,' says the man.

'Go on, then,' says the leprechaun, 'give us your first wish.'

'I'd like a gorgeous 30 room mansion, to live out the rest of my days in,' the man answers. No sooner has he said it, than *whump* the fine big house appears, but just the other side of the glen appears one twice as big, twice as fine.

'Second wish?'

'I was twenty of the most beautiful, sexually eager women in the world to wait on me hand and foot and to fulfill my every desire.' In a twinkling, a score of complete stunners - none of them wearing much more than a smile and a hair ribbon - appear out of nowhere, and begin filing into the mansion. At the enemy's mansion, however, a full forty equally beautiful women appear.'

'You've done well enough so far,' says the leprechaun, 'but folk usually fail at the third wish. Think carefully and tell me what it'll be.'

The man thinks hard for a minute or two, looks up with a smile and says, 'I'd like ONE of my testicles to disappear.'

Boru