This bloke buys a cattle station in North Queensland. After a few nights his closest neighbour drives up and introduces himself.
'We're having a barbie tonight since your new to welcome you to the place.'
'Sounds great', says the newcomer, 'what's it gonna be like?'
'There's gonna be drinking and smoking and laughing and kissing and fighting and fucking. It's gonna be a real doozy.'
'Sounds great, how many people are coming?'
'Just you and me buddy.'
'We're having a barbie tonight since your new to welcome you to the place.'
'Sounds great', says the newcomer, 'what's it gonna be like?'
'There's gonna be drinking and smoking and laughing and kissing and fighting and fucking. It's gonna be a real doozy.'
'Sounds great, how many people are coming?'
'Just you and me buddy.'