I have some stories of people in High School, when I had no choice of being surrounded by idiots. Many of them involve students suddenly bursting into laughter due to the teacher saying something that could count as being "dirty," like "don't just say it, do it", or (in an example which just boggles my mind) "exist." Some of them involve people who are hell-bent on drawing penises on every available surface, from their papers to the wall to carving it into their desks, sort of like that one episode of South Park where the boys become obsessed with breasts.
One story which doesn't fit into either one: in my pre-calculus class Junior year, there was one student who had a habit of shouting "BWAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA!" in the passing period, but then, on the last day of classes, the boy managed to sustain his shout for much longer than usual. And, as you can imagine, he got caught, and it turned out to be a boy who had a reputation for being an obnoxious ass.
And I'm not sure whether this is too much of an in-joke, but here goes: In a theatre class I had to take for filler in my last semester of high school, I was taught by an extremely tiny Jewish (a factoid I only mention because she managed to squeeze that factoid into every class she managed to show up for) girl, who, to look at her, you would swear looked like she was only about eight years old, and, oddly enough, to hear her voice and to hear her rave about how much she loved High School Musical, your opinion would only be reinforced. Anyway, for her class, I had to go to three plays, and one of the ones I chose to go to was a production of Macbeth, and, in my review of it, I compared the acting of the porter in the gate-knocking scene in Macbeth to Tom Waits' performance as Renfield in Coppola's Dracula, and she liked that part of the review, because, as it turned out, she was a big fan of Tom Waits' music career, and I told her, "Wow. I didn't think Tom Waits would be the kind of music an Eight-year-old girl would listen to."
One story which doesn't fit into either one: in my pre-calculus class Junior year, there was one student who had a habit of shouting "BWAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA!" in the passing period, but then, on the last day of classes, the boy managed to sustain his shout for much longer than usual. And, as you can imagine, he got caught, and it turned out to be a boy who had a reputation for being an obnoxious ass.
And I'm not sure whether this is too much of an in-joke, but here goes: In a theatre class I had to take for filler in my last semester of high school, I was taught by an extremely tiny Jewish (a factoid I only mention because she managed to squeeze that factoid into every class she managed to show up for) girl, who, to look at her, you would swear looked like she was only about eight years old, and, oddly enough, to hear her voice and to hear her rave about how much she loved High School Musical, your opinion would only be reinforced. Anyway, for her class, I had to go to three plays, and one of the ones I chose to go to was a production of Macbeth, and, in my review of it, I compared the acting of the porter in the gate-knocking scene in Macbeth to Tom Waits' performance as Renfield in Coppola's Dracula, and she liked that part of the review, because, as it turned out, she was a big fan of Tom Waits' music career, and I told her, "Wow. I didn't think Tom Waits would be the kind of music an Eight-year-old girl would listen to."
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
