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Funny Stories
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RE: Funny Stories
(June 14, 2010 at 3:24 pm)Samson Wrote: Rev, did that 8 year old reach up and slap the hell out of you.....LOLOL

When I was in school, if I would have made a comment like that, I probably would have been picking my jaw up off the floor.....Tongue

No, she didn't. She only seemed to get angry when she thought she was being called fat. And somewhat bizarrely, I was one of her favorite students, even after I attempted to tape her hands and feet to a coat hanger rack (yes, I have some issues), stopping after she expressed arousal at the thought of it. And no, as it turns out, she wasn't actually eight, she was, in fact, twenty years older than she looked, and even got married shortly before she started teaching, which, oddly, didn't stop her from flirting with most of the guys in the class.
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Funny Stories - by Eilonnwy - June 3, 2010 at 11:33 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Autumnlicious - June 3, 2010 at 2:47 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Meatball - June 9, 2010 at 12:52 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Edwardo Piet - June 13, 2010 at 3:03 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Autumnlicious - June 13, 2010 at 10:48 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Edwardo Piet - June 14, 2010 at 5:38 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Dotard - June 14, 2010 at 5:30 am
RE: Funny Stories - by mem - June 15, 2010 at 5:22 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Shell B - June 13, 2010 at 11:54 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 14, 2010 at 2:20 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Minimalist - June 14, 2010 at 2:44 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Shell B - June 14, 2010 at 2:51 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Minimalist - June 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Rev. Rye - June 14, 2010 at 3:03 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 14, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Rev. Rye - June 14, 2010 at 4:41 pm
RE: Funny Stories - by Samson - June 15, 2010 at 3:02 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Pippy - June 15, 2010 at 8:19 am
RE: Funny Stories - by Rev. Rye - June 15, 2010 at 9:04 am
RE: Funny Stories - by fr0d0 - June 15, 2010 at 6:24 pm

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