Some more funny stories from my high school. For junior year, we had to take a class called "ethics and morality." In essence, it was an ethics class that was heavily skewed towards Catholic doctrine. Since I went to a Catholic school, there was nothing unusual about this. We had this teacher Mr. H, who was an extremely devout Conservative Catholic who insisted, despite all evidence to the contrary, that abortion caused breast cancer and that abstinence-only education works. Many of the students had a fun time acting in their typical barely-closeted-gay frat boy personae, asking questions that would shock their teacher.
In one instance, one of the boys was talking about how somebody he knew was actually proud, to a degree, of crapping his pants (no, this does not make sense), and Mr. H deadpanned "and the main cause of incontinence these days is....," while most of the class just shouted "BUTT SEX! YEAH!" as if they were cheering on some sort of team in a sports bar. And sometimes, they would ask questions about things they saw on television, like the Penis Fish on Grey's Anatomy, or the Easter plot from South Park (yes, they really asked if St. Peter was really a rabbit.) And on one occasion, it was let out that some of these people didn't even know the female reproductive system that well, and after sketching a rudimentary diagram of the female reproductive system, one of the guys asked "Is that a penis?" of the woman's vagina.
In truth, I even joined in on some of it, but I did it with a persona of my own. I would ask questions like "Does the Church frown on having sex with your wife after she dies?" And I learned something very important that day, people will not bully you if they think you're open to having sex with a dead body.
He would not return the year after that, as he was caught exposing himself to teenaged girls (no, before you ask, he was not a priest, but a layman, who had already had a son.)
In one instance, one of the boys was talking about how somebody he knew was actually proud, to a degree, of crapping his pants (no, this does not make sense), and Mr. H deadpanned "and the main cause of incontinence these days is....," while most of the class just shouted "BUTT SEX! YEAH!" as if they were cheering on some sort of team in a sports bar. And sometimes, they would ask questions about things they saw on television, like the Penis Fish on Grey's Anatomy, or the Easter plot from South Park (yes, they really asked if St. Peter was really a rabbit.) And on one occasion, it was let out that some of these people didn't even know the female reproductive system that well, and after sketching a rudimentary diagram of the female reproductive system, one of the guys asked "Is that a penis?" of the woman's vagina.
In truth, I even joined in on some of it, but I did it with a persona of my own. I would ask questions like "Does the Church frown on having sex with your wife after she dies?" And I learned something very important that day, people will not bully you if they think you're open to having sex with a dead body.
He would not return the year after that, as he was caught exposing himself to teenaged girls (no, before you ask, he was not a priest, but a layman, who had already had a son.)
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
