(September 19, 2014 at 12:17 pm)Exian Wrote: I really really want there to be an atheist Bible. The first line: I hereby reject the claims of the existence of a god or gods. Followed by whatever the fuck you want, like construction paper activities and a few mazes. Maybe a crossword and a seduko.
Instructions for reciting the Three Pillars of Atheism.
1. I reject the claims of god or gods.
2. My favorite color is ______.
3. Killing people is ______.
My atheist Bible that I'd pass out to the newbies would have that phrase and coupons to all manner of sinful activities.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
