joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A young couple are out on a blind date at a fairly posh restaurant. They're having a wonderful time but, all through the evening, the man is staring at an odd little dent across the bridge of the girl's nose.

Eventually, she notices and says, 'The mark on my nose, right? Don't fret, I'm not embarrassed by it. It's caused by glasses, is all.'

'Oh, I see. Sorry for staring and all. Look, I don't mean to criticize, but have you thought of switching to contact lenses?'

'Nah. They don't hold enough beer.'

Boru

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Every year in Northern Ireland they release a tourist ad which is really inaccurate. This is in my view a better more accurate version.

*sigh* So many memories....

Seriously, though, there's a helluva lot more good in Norn Iron than there is bad.

Boru