RE: joke time
September 23, 2014 at 5:02 pm
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 5:49 pm by Exian.)
Keeping with the ice cream theme...stop me if you heard this one:
A penguin is driving around on a hot day when he notices his car is making a strange noise. He drives to the mechanic to have it checked out.
The mechanic says "It's going to be about 30 minutes, you can wait in the lounge."
The penguin decides its too hot to wait and goes across the street to the ice cream shop. Now, I don't know if you've ever seen a penguin trying to eat an ice cream cone with their little flipper hands, but this guy was making a mess of it. Just ice cream everywhere. Head to toe. None of it is getting in his mouth.
When the penguin is done massacring the ice cream cone, he wipes some ice cream off his watch and sees 30 minutes have passed and goes back to the mechanic.
The mechanic walks out wiping his hands with a rag and says "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says "No, I just had ice cream."
A penguin is driving around on a hot day when he notices his car is making a strange noise. He drives to the mechanic to have it checked out.
The mechanic says "It's going to be about 30 minutes, you can wait in the lounge."
The penguin decides its too hot to wait and goes across the street to the ice cream shop. Now, I don't know if you've ever seen a penguin trying to eat an ice cream cone with their little flipper hands, but this guy was making a mess of it. Just ice cream everywhere. Head to toe. None of it is getting in his mouth.
When the penguin is done massacring the ice cream cone, he wipes some ice cream off his watch and sees 30 minutes have passed and goes back to the mechanic.
The mechanic walks out wiping his hands with a rag and says "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says "No, I just had ice cream."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
