(September 23, 2014 at 5:23 pm)ShaMan Wrote:(September 23, 2014 at 5:20 pm)Rhythm Wrote: See, and this is what's wrong with the world...people like you, Shaman, failing to do the right thing- depending on others to handle business.Who says I've done nothing? I've prayed night and day that someone else would take out that bacon-less heathen, and behold! The power of pork!
You're like a Protestant. Don't you know that all bacon-related prayers must be addressed to the divine intercessor for all things pork, Ivy, for any chance of success? What -- you thought you had a direct pipeline to the Great Sow in the Sky? For shame. Now get in the corner and repent, heathen.