(October 1, 2014 at 11:34 am)Stimbo Wrote:(October 1, 2014 at 2:31 am)Exian Wrote: According to me, faith in Jesus has been observed to increase density and thickness.
Does it do anything for girth?
... I have a friend who might be interested in signing up.
You...er..Your friend could try being breatharian. To my knowledge, nothing is less girthy than a skeleton. Fair warning, like most religions, you won't reap the benefits until after death.