RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 8:11 pm
She might have meant she's going to get you to do the hoovering.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'