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So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 8:04 pm
How do you know she meant sex for sure hmmm?
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 8:11 pm
She might have meant she's going to get you to do the hoovering.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 8:26 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 8:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: She might have meant she's going to get you to do the hoovering.

"Blow your mind".

I immediately thought of Kurt Cobain . . .

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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