Horrible things in the bible

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Horrible things in the bible

Minimalist Offline

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RE: Horrible things in the bible

October 5, 2014 at 9:55 pm

I'm still waiting for "Hey, bishop...get your dick out of that kid's asshole."

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Horrible things in the bible - by Retrolord - October 5, 2014 at 8:26 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by DramaQueen - October 5, 2014 at 8:38 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by vorlon13 - October 5, 2014 at 8:47 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 8:49 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 5, 2014 at 8:59 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Exian - October 5, 2014 at 9:01 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 5, 2014 at 9:08 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by freedeepthink - October 6, 2014 at 12:23 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Nope - April 28, 2015 at 12:42 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 9:09 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 5, 2014 at 9:12 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 5, 2014 at 9:14 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 9:55 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 5, 2014 at 10:50 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 5, 2014 at 9:59 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 5, 2014 at 10:18 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 5, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - October 6, 2014 at 4:53 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by psychoslice - October 5, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Exian - October 5, 2014 at 10:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 5, 2014 at 11:00 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 5, 2014 at 10:42 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 5, 2014 at 10:53 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 10:44 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 5, 2014 at 11:21 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 5, 2014 at 10:47 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Retrolord - October 5, 2014 at 11:40 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Exian - October 6, 2014 at 12:08 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Surgenator - October 6, 2014 at 12:48 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Retrolord - October 6, 2014 at 12:57 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Surgenator - October 6, 2014 at 1:20 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 6, 2014 at 1:15 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 6, 2014 at 3:20 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 12:20 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 6, 2014 at 12:27 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 12:41 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Anomalocaris - October 6, 2014 at 12:47 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 6:34 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Esquilax - October 6, 2014 at 1:29 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 1:32 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Exian - October 6, 2014 at 5:06 am

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 6, 2014 at 7:54 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 5:23 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 5:39 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 6, 2014 at 5:51 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 6:27 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 6, 2014 at 7:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 6, 2014 at 7:52 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 6, 2014 at 6:06 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 6, 2014 at 7:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 6, 2014 at 8:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 10:43 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 6, 2014 at 10:48 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 7, 2014 at 12:50 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Esquilax - October 7, 2014 at 1:48 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Brakeman - October 7, 2014 at 7:06 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by rexbeccarox - October 7, 2014 at 1:11 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Tonus - October 6, 2014 at 7:03 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 6, 2014 at 7:23 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:25 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 6, 2014 at 8:10 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 6, 2014 at 8:33 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 7, 2014 at 10:47 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 6, 2014 at 5:42 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 5:46 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Bad Wolf - October 6, 2014 at 5:50 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 6, 2014 at 6:09 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 6, 2014 at 7:25 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 6, 2014 at 5:55 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 6, 2014 at 6:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:03 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 6, 2014 at 7:22 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 6, 2014 at 8:01 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 8:13 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 6, 2014 at 8:19 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 6, 2014 at 7:08 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 6, 2014 at 7:35 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 7:41 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:58 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 8:27 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Brakeman - October 6, 2014 at 7:47 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 6, 2014 at 8:19 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 8:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by psychoslice - October 7, 2014 at 12:24 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 7, 2014 at 1:24 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by JesusHChrist - October 7, 2014 at 1:56 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 7, 2014 at 3:09 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 7, 2014 at 8:15 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 7, 2014 at 10:53 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 7, 2014 at 11:13 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lemonvariable72 - October 7, 2014 at 11:17 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 7, 2014 at 11:17 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lemonvariable72 - October 7, 2014 at 11:27 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Bad Wolf - October 7, 2014 at 11:30 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by JesusHChrist - October 7, 2014 at 12:13 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 7, 2014 at 12:38 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Brakeman - October 7, 2014 at 6:26 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 7, 2014 at 6:32 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by RobbyPants - October 9, 2014 at 11:16 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 8, 2014 at 10:40 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 8, 2014 at 10:43 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 7, 2014 at 10:57 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 7, 2014 at 6:39 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 8, 2014 at 10:45 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 8, 2014 at 11:51 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Esquilax - October 9, 2014 at 12:02 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 9, 2014 at 12:37 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2014 at 12:58 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 9, 2014 at 1:08 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 9, 2014 at 4:37 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 9, 2014 at 11:45 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 9, 2014 at 1:25 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Tonus - October 9, 2014 at 1:51 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 9, 2014 at 2:03 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2014 at 10:23 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 10, 2014 at 11:12 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by rexbeccarox - October 9, 2014 at 1:28 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 9, 2014 at 4:19 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 9, 2014 at 1:30 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 9, 2014 at 2:18 pm

Horrible things in the bible - by Bibliofagus - October 9, 2014 at 3:08 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 9, 2014 at 4:33 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 9, 2014 at 6:01 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Tonus - October 10, 2014 at 9:34 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 9, 2014 at 8:27 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 9, 2014 at 9:25 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 9, 2014 at 9:50 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Esquilax - October 9, 2014 at 11:47 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 11, 2014 at 3:35 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - October 12, 2014 at 1:46 am

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by JesusHChrist - October 10, 2014 at 12:43 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 10, 2014 at 11:21 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by DramaQueen - October 9, 2014 at 7:12 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by DramaQueen - October 9, 2014 at 8:08 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 9, 2014 at 8:28 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Esquilax - October 9, 2014 at 8:30 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 9, 2014 at 8:32 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 9, 2014 at 10:31 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 9, 2014 at 10:41 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 9, 2014 at 10:43 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 11, 2014 at 10:33 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 10, 2014 at 11:15 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 10, 2014 at 12:22 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by downbeatplumb - October 10, 2014 at 12:38 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Tonus - October 10, 2014 at 12:53 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by downbeatplumb - October 10, 2014 at 1:04 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 10, 2014 at 12:34 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by DramaQueen - October 10, 2014 at 12:35 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Crossless1 - October 10, 2014 at 12:41 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 10, 2014 at 12:38 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Retrolord - October 11, 2014 at 12:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 11, 2014 at 12:50 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lemonvariable72 - October 11, 2014 at 2:14 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 11, 2014 at 4:28 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 11, 2014 at 9:23 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 12, 2014 at 2:17 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Tonus - October 12, 2014 at 2:47 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 12, 2014 at 12:04 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 12, 2014 at 9:31 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 12, 2014 at 10:35 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 12, 2014 at 10:38 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 13, 2014 at 8:10 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 13, 2014 at 8:15 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 14, 2014 at 3:45 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 11, 2014 at 1:21 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 11, 2014 at 3:55 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 11, 2014 at 4:06 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 11, 2014 at 5:29 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 11, 2014 at 5:32 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Grand Nudger - October 11, 2014 at 8:11 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 11, 2014 at 8:31 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 11, 2014 at 8:44 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by DramaQueen - October 11, 2014 at 8:46 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 12, 2014 at 2:31 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2014 at 2:34 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 12, 2014 at 4:52 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 12, 2014 at 3:21 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 12, 2014 at 10:25 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 13, 2014 at 8:19 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 13, 2014 at 8:20 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 13, 2014 at 8:23 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 13, 2014 at 8:29 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 13, 2014 at 8:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 13, 2014 at 8:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 13, 2014 at 8:40 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 13, 2014 at 8:42 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by renatoab - April 27, 2015 at 8:54 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Bad Wolf - April 28, 2015 at 2:22 pm

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