I'm always surprised at the ability of a creationist to separate reality from the things they read in the bible. I guess, because it was so long ago, physics were different? Magic existed?
The example this time around is a bear punching a kid! It's not mauling per se, just little soft BEAR PUNCHES! Suddenly, everything we know about the physical power of huge wild animals goes out the window. The next question to cross my mind is--If the event actually did happen, why the fuck would you ascribe it to your god? I would have went with "Holy shit! That's on Osiris."
The next thing to hit me is-- Why am I always surprised? Gotta keep my guard up.
The example this time around is a bear punching a kid! It's not mauling per se, just little soft BEAR PUNCHES! Suddenly, everything we know about the physical power of huge wild animals goes out the window. The next question to cross my mind is--If the event actually did happen, why the fuck would you ascribe it to your god? I would have went with "Holy shit! That's on Osiris."
The next thing to hit me is-- Why am I always surprised? Gotta keep my guard up.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue