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..., so the bear said, 'With what? My wristwatch?'
...The chicken survived, but the camel had to wear an eyepatch for the rest of his life.
...and out stepped Mel Gibson.
...'Well, that depends on just HOW extreme the unction, my child.'
...'In that case, I'll have the ham sandwich.'
...no, it was her SIGN that fell down.
Boru
..., so the bear said, 'With what? My wristwatch?'
...The chicken survived, but the camel had to wear an eyepatch for the rest of his life.
...and out stepped Mel Gibson.
...'Well, that depends on just HOW extreme the unction, my child.'
...'In that case, I'll have the ham sandwich.'
...no, it was her SIGN that fell down.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax