Horrible things in the bible

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Horrible things in the bible

Minimalist Offline

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RE: Horrible things in the bible

October 9, 2014 at 10:31 pm

In a probably vain attempt to reclaim this thread from Lek's jesus-freak drivel....

Quote:Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

1 Samuel 15:3

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Horrible things in the bible - by Retrolord - October 5, 2014 at 8:26 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by DramaQueen - October 5, 2014 at 8:38 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by vorlon13 - October 5, 2014 at 8:47 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 8:49 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 5, 2014 at 8:59 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Exian - October 5, 2014 at 9:01 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 5, 2014 at 9:08 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by freedeepthink - October 6, 2014 at 12:23 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Nope - April 28, 2015 at 12:42 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 9:09 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 5, 2014 at 9:12 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 5, 2014 at 9:14 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 9:55 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 5, 2014 at 10:50 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 5, 2014 at 9:59 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 5, 2014 at 10:18 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 5, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Wyrd of Gawd - October 6, 2014 at 4:53 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by psychoslice - October 5, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Exian - October 5, 2014 at 10:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 5, 2014 at 11:00 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 5, 2014 at 10:42 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 5, 2014 at 10:53 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 5, 2014 at 10:44 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 5, 2014 at 11:21 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 5, 2014 at 10:47 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Retrolord - October 5, 2014 at 11:40 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Exian - October 6, 2014 at 12:08 am

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 12:41 am

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 6, 2014 at 8:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 10:43 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Tonus - October 6, 2014 at 7:03 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 6, 2014 at 7:23 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:25 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 6, 2014 at 8:10 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 6, 2014 at 8:33 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 7, 2014 at 10:47 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 6, 2014 at 5:42 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 5:46 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Bad Wolf - October 6, 2014 at 5:50 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 6, 2014 at 6:09 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 6, 2014 at 7:25 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 6, 2014 at 5:55 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 6, 2014 at 6:37 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:03 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 6, 2014 at 7:22 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by genkaus - October 6, 2014 at 8:01 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 8:13 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 6, 2014 at 7:08 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:24 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 6, 2014 at 7:35 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 7:41 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 6, 2014 at 7:58 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 8:27 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Brakeman - October 6, 2014 at 7:47 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 6, 2014 at 8:19 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Minimalist - October 6, 2014 at 8:37 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 7, 2014 at 10:53 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 7, 2014 at 11:13 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lemonvariable72 - October 7, 2014 at 11:17 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chas - October 7, 2014 at 11:17 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lemonvariable72 - October 7, 2014 at 11:27 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Bad Wolf - October 7, 2014 at 11:30 am

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by RobbyPants - October 9, 2014 at 11:16 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 8, 2014 at 10:40 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 7, 2014 at 10:57 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 7, 2014 at 6:39 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 8, 2014 at 10:45 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jenny A - October 8, 2014 at 11:51 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Esquilax - October 9, 2014 at 12:02 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Jackalope - October 9, 2014 at 12:37 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2014 at 12:58 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 9, 2014 at 1:08 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Aractus - October 9, 2014 at 4:37 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 9, 2014 at 11:45 am

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 9, 2014 at 1:25 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 9, 2014 at 10:43 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 11, 2014 at 10:33 am

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 13, 2014 at 8:10 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Chad32 - October 13, 2014 at 8:19 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 13, 2014 at 8:20 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 13, 2014 at 8:23 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Lek - October 13, 2014 at 8:29 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by The Valkyrie - October 13, 2014 at 8:26 pm

RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 13, 2014 at 8:37 pm

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RE: Horrible things in the bible - by Cyberman - October 13, 2014 at 8:42 pm

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