Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money

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Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money

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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money

October 11, 2014 at 10:35 am

(October 11, 2014 at 10:32 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 11, 2014 at 6:13 am)Chas Wrote: Is it just me, or is this whole thing totally insane?

Why would anyone believe that advertising slogan was literally true?

It reminds me of the (hopefully apocryphal) story that supposedly happened in the nineties, after the release of one volume of "The best air guitar album in the world". Apparently, some music chains were selling it with the tongue-in-cheek offer of a free air guitar, until one lady went in to buy one for her son and threatened to sue when there was no actual guitar forthcoming. Had it been me, I'd have mimed handing over an invisible guitar.

I would have mimed the guitar handover, and then charged her sales tax on it.

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Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by ForumMember77 - October 9, 2014 at 6:55 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Jackalope - October 9, 2014 at 6:57 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Napoléon - October 9, 2014 at 7:01 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Jackalope - October 9, 2014 at 7:02 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by ForumMember77 - October 9, 2014 at 7:24 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Napoléon - October 9, 2014 at 7:29 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Jackalope - October 9, 2014 at 7:33 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by ForumMember77 - October 9, 2014 at 7:40 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Napoléon - October 10, 2014 at 5:19 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by ForumMember77 - October 10, 2014 at 10:50 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Napoléon - October 11, 2014 at 7:02 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by ForumMember77 - October 11, 2014 at 3:19 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Cyberman - October 9, 2014 at 9:47 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Thumpalumpacus - October 9, 2014 at 10:11 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by DramaQueen - October 9, 2014 at 7:07 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2014 at 7:47 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Darkstar - October 9, 2014 at 9:27 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Rev. Rye - October 9, 2014 at 9:38 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Losty - October 9, 2014 at 10:02 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by ForumMember77 - October 9, 2014 at 10:08 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Darkstar - October 9, 2014 at 11:13 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by The Valkyrie - October 9, 2014 at 10:52 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Chas - October 11, 2014 at 6:13 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Cyberman - October 11, 2014 at 10:32 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2014 at 10:35 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Jackalope - October 11, 2014 at 3:41 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Chas - October 11, 2014 at 4:44 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Aoi Magi - October 11, 2014 at 7:25 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2014 at 9:11 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Cyberman - October 11, 2014 at 10:24 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Cyberman - October 11, 2014 at 10:38 am

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by LastPoet - October 11, 2014 at 3:28 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Autumnlicious - October 11, 2014 at 4:58 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by Chas - October 11, 2014 at 5:18 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2014 at 5:04 pm

RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2014 at 5:22 pm

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