Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money

[Chas]

Red Bull fought it in court.

I don't know how incompetent one's representation has to be to get this judgement against them.

Perhaps their marketing team thought it'd revitalize the brand?

I'd certainly like to have been the judge. I would certainly be tempted to tell the plaintiff to get the fuck out of my courtroom and to avoid reproducing as their genes need to leave the gene pool.