One day while walking thru heaven, Jesus meets a sad old man. Jesus asks him why he looks so sad and the old man tells him he's looking for his son. Jesus asks the man's name and the man tells him that he thinks its pronounced Joseph in his (Jesus's) tongue. Then he asks about the man's son and the man tells him that he didn't come into the world the way most boys do, but happened through supernatural means. Finally, Jesus asks the old man his occupation and is told that he was a woodworker. Jesus starts tearing up and whimpers, "Father?" The old man looks at him with joyful hope and says, "Pinnochio?"
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
