Two university students meet up in the town one morning, and one of them is riding a very expensive bicycle.
'Wow,' says his friend. 'How on earth could you afford that?'
'Cost nothing,' the cyclist said. 'I was in the park yesterday, when a gorgeous woman rides up on this bike, stops in front of me. She then drops the bike on the ground, takes off all her clothes and tells me, "Take whatever you want!" '
His friend pauses a moment and says, 'Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.'
Boru
'Wow,' says his friend. 'How on earth could you afford that?'
'Cost nothing,' the cyclist said. 'I was in the park yesterday, when a gorgeous woman rides up on this bike, stops in front of me. She then drops the bike on the ground, takes off all her clothes and tells me, "Take whatever you want!" '
His friend pauses a moment and says, 'Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
