A blonde bought herself one of the new high-end Jaguars and is happily tooling about the countryside.
About an hour into her drive, the engine begins to sputter and soon stops completely. After failing to re-start it, she gets on her mobile and calls for a breakdown truck.
When the man arrives, she explains what the car was doing before it died. He lifts the bonnet and within a very short time, has the engine running as smoothly as ever.
'Thank you SO much,' says the blonde. 'What was the trouble?'
'Just shit in the fuel line,' he tells her.
'Oh, no,' she groans. 'How often am I going to have to do THAT?'
Boru
About an hour into her drive, the engine begins to sputter and soon stops completely. After failing to re-start it, she gets on her mobile and calls for a breakdown truck.
When the man arrives, she explains what the car was doing before it died. He lifts the bonnet and within a very short time, has the engine running as smoothly as ever.
'Thank you SO much,' says the blonde. 'What was the trouble?'
'Just shit in the fuel line,' he tells her.
'Oh, no,' she groans. 'How often am I going to have to do THAT?'
Boru
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