Okay, this could possibly be a low blow (and by this I'm not referring to a friend's dwarf girlfriend . . . )
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt . . .
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt . . .
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"