RE: joke time
October 22, 2014 at 8:06 pm
(This post was last modified: October 22, 2014 at 8:21 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away," is quite a conundrum when you are a doctor . . .
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away," is quite a conundrum when you are a doctor . . .
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
