God: "hey, fuck you, man, I exist. I am God"
Me: "So, is it just a name or do you claim supernatural attributes?"
God: "My attributes come to me naturally"
Me: "So you sort of just blend in with nature?"
God: "Sure!"
Me: "And you do not break any laws of nature as a hobby?"
God: "Hell no, I love nature."
Me: "And you don't claim any authorithy on moral absolutes"
God: "I am a devout relativist, absolutes have no meaning."
Me: "And you don't like to monitor what people are doing in their bedrooms and thinking in their heads?"
God: "That's just sick!"
Me: "You seem a nice guy. Maybe we should drink a beer some time."
Me: "So, is it just a name or do you claim supernatural attributes?"
God: "My attributes come to me naturally"
Me: "So you sort of just blend in with nature?"
God: "Sure!"
Me: "And you do not break any laws of nature as a hobby?"
God: "Hell no, I love nature."
Me: "And you don't claim any authorithy on moral absolutes"
God: "I am a devout relativist, absolutes have no meaning."
Me: "And you don't like to monitor what people are doing in their bedrooms and thinking in their heads?"
God: "That's just sick!"
Me: "You seem a nice guy. Maybe we should drink a beer some time."
"I'm like a rabbit suddenly trapped, in the blinding headlights of vacuous crap" - Tim Minchin in "Storm"
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0