an oldie but a goodie:
President Clinton is walking across the White House lawn preparing to board Chopper One. The Marine guarding the copter snaps a crisp salute and says, "Good day, sir". Thanks", president says. "I'm heading down to Little Rock to officiate the Arkansas State Fair". The guard: "Have a good trip, sir".
Two days later the president returns and is disembarking the chopper carrying a hog under each arm. The same guard snaps that salute and says, "Welcome back sir, nice hogs". "Yeah", Bill says, "they're prime Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea".
"Nice trade, sir."
President Clinton is walking across the White House lawn preparing to board Chopper One. The Marine guarding the copter snaps a crisp salute and says, "Good day, sir". Thanks", president says. "I'm heading down to Little Rock to officiate the Arkansas State Fair". The guard: "Have a good trip, sir".
Two days later the president returns and is disembarking the chopper carrying a hog under each arm. The same guard snaps that salute and says, "Welcome back sir, nice hogs". "Yeah", Bill says, "they're prime Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea".
"Nice trade, sir."
