And all the clouds are made of sugar candy and you can eat as much as you want because you never get full or sick or toothache, and you shit rainbow sprinkles and your farts smell of the sweetest strawberries. And you can fuck as many angels as you like and never get tired, and you get to stay in the vinegar strokes for ever and ever and ever and when you do decide to splooge, your spunk can talk all by itself. And they got some bitchin' mushrooms.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
