Atheists: What if a grieving woman

[Losty]

Hmmm....do you think god will tell on me if I touch without permission? I ain't skerred of god, but I don't want him to tell on me. :p

According to Genesis, he's mostly talking to himself. When he created the world and the heaven, he used words to do so, as some of our christian friends deigned to tell us. So, since he was alone at the time, he had a conversation with himself. Not to blame him, since he spent aeons in solitary confinement before creating humans to play with.

As for telling on you, chances are, he's mumbling to himself again. Maybe using some dirty swear words under his breath, whilst watching something he never actually experienced himself. The virgin impregnating part really doesn't amount to much. Zeus had it better. He just went on a little day trip to fool around and all he had to fear was the wrath of his wife Hera.

I don't think, god is nerdy enough to post it on social media.

Hehe you crack me up. I only really worry about one person finding out. He doesn't have a personal relationship with our lord and savior Jesus Christ so hopefully god won't tell him any of my shower secrets.