My naive questions

[Thumpalumpacus]

Before you choose your faith, wouldn`t it be reasonable to research every single belief in the world before choosing?

I call bullshit! Les Paul Standard would be your religious view if you had follwed your own advice.

Well, to be fair, Les Paul is the Truth, the Way, and the Light. The Standard is the Sacrament, the Marshall half-stack, the pulpit.

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When Mary Ford died, she went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, she had to wait while St Peter was sorting her paperwork, and while waiting, she heard someone tearing up some jazz on guitar. She knew the style; she'd sung over it for years.

So when St Peter got back to the service window, she asked him. "How in the world did Les get into Heaven?! No way he's here, after the life he lived."

St Peter looks up from the papers and says, "Oh, that's just God ... he only thinks he's Les Paul."

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I hit all the big ones.. I've studied buddhism, Islam, Judisim several christian cults, Several main stream forms of Christianity, before I found God. Once I found what I was looking for I stopped looking.

Once you understand why you rejected those religions, you'll understand why atheists reject yours.