'Do stop fussing with that - you're going to break it.' Ellen Shannon (my missus) on numerous occasions.
'Don't be sil- *crash, tinkle*...erm, Hon?' Pat Shannon (myself) on slightly less numerous occasions.
'Look, mate, you aren't at home in front of your telly, so kindly shut it, or I'll have you evicted.' Pat Shannon, to other cinema patrons.
'Himself? He's so mean, he'd peel a potato in his pocket sooner than share it out. A toothache of a man.' Eamon 'Neddy' Shannon (my Da).
Boru
'Don't be sil- *crash, tinkle*...erm, Hon?' Pat Shannon (myself) on slightly less numerous occasions.
'Look, mate, you aren't at home in front of your telly, so kindly shut it, or I'll have you evicted.' Pat Shannon, to other cinema patrons.
'Himself? He's so mean, he'd peel a potato in his pocket sooner than share it out. A toothache of a man.' Eamon 'Neddy' Shannon (my Da).
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
